All this is written on separate pieces of paper and mixed. Then each spectator takes out a ticket and reads it into the microphone.

You can also put them in balloons. During the holiday, invite everyone to choose a balloon, pop it and read it out loud.

A rise up the career ladder awaits you without dizzying consequences!

Yours creative success This evening will be noticed by everyone present!
Take your drink seriously... Don't let it pass your mouth!

Your pragmatic interest will develop into a romantic interest.

Love is waiting for you. Soon very soon.
The second half of the evening is favorable for very close communication with partners of the opposite sex!

A huge success awaits you tonight!

This day is conducive to plans aimed at the future, and their discussions with partners of the opposite sex!

Today, emotional understanding and physical contact are more important to you than spending time with words!

Today you are likely to make acquaintances and hobbies, especially in the second half of the evening!

Tonight, with the help of words and beliefs, you can achieve anything!

Today, the best thing for you is to rely on your own strength, especially at the end of the evening!

Avoid cold shoulder from your partner of the opposite sex and always be on your guard!

Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today's table will bring certain results by the evening!

Chatting with friends will bring you a lot of joy this evening!

Today is a particularly important evening in your life, please Special attention on the neighbors at your table!

At midnight - you can start leading a quiet lifestyle, but now have fun!

Tonight is good for any entertainment!

Pay attention to every glass you pour and don’t let it pass your mouth!

Today you may have an inclination for solitude with someone!

The evening will turn out to be unusual and mysterious for you, be prepared for anything!

Today you will be especially inclined to drink alcohol, don’t get too carried away!

Avoid conflict at the table over not drinking a glass on time!

It's advisable not to avoid partners of the opposite sex while dancing tonight!

Drinking too much alcohol tonight can lead to disorientation in space and time!

Tomorrow you will have a surplus of energy, so spend it today!

Independent actions on your part today will allow you to improve your financial position!

Today, you might be expecting a big win!

Tonight is favorable for intimate acquaintances!

Fireworks of bright events await you in the new year. Start preparing immediately.

When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.

When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance of meeting your destiny.

Approach your boss with the right foot - and a promotion awaits you.

If on January 1st you wear your clothes inside out, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will find love!

Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one will call you boring.

Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.

Today is the best day for you! As the others!

If you come across a foreign body in your salad on New Year's Eve, know that this is good luck!

Run for president in March - that’s where you belong.

Your long-time dream will come true - a cottage by the sea.

Your place is next to the director - you look better there.

A car is not for you, but a helicopter is.

January 1st little head bo-bo, money bye bye. Go on a visit – you’ll improve your health and save money.

Sing songs more often - you will have a cheerful life.

Live long, long, as long as you want and with whomever you want.

Drink a can of beer every day and you will live happily all year.

To make every tooth shine in the sun, eat a whole tube of paste.

Many incidents and interesting journeys await you.

You will continue to burn with creative work.

You will join the cream of society, perhaps you will find a sponsor.

And a lot of household chores and household chores await you.

A lot of adventures and a lot of thrills await you.

Love will brighten your days and they will become bright.

Fate will gild your pen and send you a handsome payday.

Your health will become stronger, your second youth will come.

You are the darling of fate, which means success and good luck await you.

You are used to living in the thick of things, work is your main destiny.

You have a lot of friends and acquaintances, and everyone will come to visit you soon.

A treat for your heart awaits you - a big increase in salary.

You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will go well.

You are destined to live up to a hundred years without any storms or troubles.

Fate will throw a wallet, and this will all happen in the near future.

Your whole life in winter and summer will be illuminated with magical light.

You won’t burn your wings, take care of your health.

From now on, you will continue to get prettier and younger.

As you celebrate your good fortune, stock up on plenty of tea.

Everything will work out great in your family and personal life.

The coming year is preparing a meeting with an ardent admirer (fan), but it seems that this hobby will be short-lived. Don't worry: now is not the best time for tender feelings.
Do not rush to dramatically change your destiny in the coming year; now is not the time or place for sharp turns.
Be content with what you have - you are already in a better position than many.
The light flirtation awaiting you in the middle of the year will brighten your life with new colors.
It is better to postpone the solution to financial problems until the end of autumn, and you should completely abandon expensive purchases until the onset of summer.

The coming year brings new interesting acquaintances and meeting old friends.
Now the key to your success is cooperation.
Be extremely attentive to those who help you.
You are on the verge of a whirlwind romance.
Don’t forget that it’s winter outside, take care of your throat and airways, because a cold is not the best companion for love.

The New Year will delight you not only with financial stability, but also with new pleasant acquaintances.
Be careful, do not hesitate to refuse risky proposals and dubious affairs - they will bring nothing but trouble.
When starting a new business, do not forget about reliable, time-tested friends.
In the coming year, many surprises and gifts, useful and important meetings await you.
Everything related to production activities, information and training.
Your family and friends will delight you.
Thanks to your charm and natural flair, you will be able to avoid many problems and successfully get out of unpleasant situations.
The second half of the year is good for matters of the heart, travel and entertainment. You will not lack them.

The coming year will not let you forget about problems at home related to your loved ones, but it will also be full of tempting offers to relax and unwind.
You will find your happiness where you don’t expect it.
The second half of the year will bring love.
Financial difficulties do not threaten you, but you will have to take more seriously matters related to partners from afar.
January is the beginning of your creative blossoming.

Next year you will improve your financial situation and acquire a different status in society.
Changes for the better are planned in your relationship with someone who is far from you.
Be more tolerant of those around you. You expect gratitude, but you won’t always hear warm words addressed to you.
Success at work will require patience and the ability to compromise.
In the spring you will meet a person who can change a lot in your life.

Your authority will invariably grow, your wishes will come true as if by magic.
A door is opening before you, leading to a fuller and more enjoyable existence, in which there is more room for your personal life.
Your life will gain the stability and stability that Lately You missed it so much.
You will discover that your energy reserves are not unlimited, and you need to spend it wisely - namely, where it will bring the most benefit.
In the coming year, you are entering a streak of good fortune. Fortune will become your companion.
The authority that you have earned in the past will work for you.
Your strengths and weaknesses are discussed, but as a result you will be given a fantastic business offer.
You will be affected by important changes in the personal lives of others.
In the near future, you may become the cause of a major scandal, but it will benefit you.
Try to rest and don’t allow yourself to become slack for any reason!

Say goodbye to the past. It will no longer have an impact on you in the coming new year.
The changes taking place in the near future will be so noticeable that you will believe in success and improvement of your status.
A sense of duty and responsibility, the ability to direct efforts in the right direction - this is the key to success. And most importantly, you will still be loved.
Everything that has developed throughout this year can be realized in the coming year.
Together with your partner you can make good money.
You will be interested in renewing a relationship with an old acquaintance, because you have decided that this is the person you need more than others.
Love will firmly enter your life.
Next year your attractiveness will be irresistible. You are loved, although you hide it, and you are waiting for new miracles and transformations.
Take care of yourself in the New Year and try to have a good rest.

In the coming year the problems will subside. You can safely bring your new plans to life, relying on like-minded people and... the Lord God.
What is happening will suit you in almost everything. Only those who are dear to your heart can cause aching pain, but you know that all this is temporary.

Please note: now is not the best time to change jobs. It's better to go on vacation and relax.
Use the opportunity for entertainment and love joys - there will be a lot of them. But at the beginning of the year, be guided by the motto “silence is golden.”

In the coming year, success and new opportunities to prove yourself await you. Everything is changing around you, new people, attachments, and plans will come into your life.
The year is good for dating, and new circle communication will inspire you to new ideas!

The coming year will bring pleasant events, you will feel happy, you will not get tired of declaring your love.
You will reap the benefits of success. How often do such moments happen?
The New Year will be a turning point - real and very successful changes await you in business and love.
This year will be full of events, you will remember it for a long time!

Success at work is possible, but to achieve it, great efforts must be made. Save your energy - you will need it at the end of winter.

At the beginning of the year, you will need to be careful in everything.
Be economical, do not get into arguments and do not sort things out with anyone - you can lose a lot.
Take an “inventory” of your wardrobe, rearrange it, put in order what you had no time to do.

The coming year is full of changes. By boldly stepping towards them, you can solve a lot of problems.
Your charm will not save you; try to prove yourself as a serious business partner.
Friends will support your endeavors. Don't expect help from women.
Your outlook on life will change in many ways thanks to a long trip - incredible success awaits you there, new patrons will appear, and at the same time everything will seem familiar.

In the coming year, you will be more popular and attractive than ever, and you will have influential friends.
Particular success awaits you away from home - go on a trip without hesitation.
Your past achievements will return you to the unrealized plans of the past, and the opportunity will arise to take revenge.
You can dramatically change your life, start new job. Just be as patient as possible.
In the coming year, you will have to fulfill your duty both in your personal life and in the service.
You will have to devote yourself entirely to your family, colleagues and business partners.
The coming year is full of changes. Good luck will accompany you, but be careful and prudent in matters, especially personal ones.
The coming year will bring you pleasant news from afar, tempting business and personal offers.

This year will give you a chance to get out of problems without losses, but to achieve success, you will have to work hard.

The second half of the year promises love adventures. It looks like happiness is just around the corner.

In the coming year, perhaps you will learn a new lesson in your personal life.
If financial difficulties will push you into dubious earnings and contacts, it’s better not to take risks.

Now you will not achieve success alone, your luck depends on your loved ones and business partners.

Summer travel and communication with close friends will bring you a lot of pleasure.

The changes that began this year will bring joy next year. But at the beginning of the year you will have to work under the strict control of your superiors.

New projects will appear, expect interesting proposals. It is possible that your plans will begin to be implemented in the second half of winter.

Please note: your boss will play a decisive role in the coming changes. The second half of the year promises support from loyal friends and patrons, but be careful not to miss important events.

Your attractiveness knows no bounds, especially in the first half of the coming year. This is a time of surprises and gifts of fate.

Winter is full of meetings, entertainment and new acquaintances. They are interested in you.

Each holiday is good and interesting in its own way. But usually at any holiday it all comes down to the fact that almost 99% of the attention is paid to the hero of the occasion: the hero of the day or the newlyweds or the birthday boy. What about the guests? They came to have fun and have fun! We haven't forgotten about them, and have prepared an interesting game block: a comic astrological forecast for guests at the anniversary. This forecast can be presented in different ways. The most obvious option is for an astrologer to come out and read out his forecast for each guest or zodiac sign. A gypsy can also come out, but here questions arise - where is the gypsy so smart that she understands astrology? Therefore, a gypsy would not be very appropriate in such a block. The third option is to read the astrological forecast by the presenter himself. This is in case it is not possible to make a scene with changing clothes. There may be other options, but they are not so obvious. How to display this number is up to you. Below we will provide you with some humorous predictions that you can use on anniversaries.

Comic horoscope 1.
The first version of the comic horoscope is written by the guests themselves. Everything here is quite simple, but interesting. Everyone knows a game called missing adjectives. And in this game we will skip the names of the guests. You need to come up with a forecast that does not include names. Then, at the celebration, you ask the hero of the day to take turns calling out the names of all the guests who are present at the celebration. And enter the names into the forecast one by one. Next, read out what happened.
Example of a letter with guest names missing:

“Today (the date of the anniversary the stars predict for us an excellent festive evening! It will end differently for everyone, but everyone will be happy. At 19 o'clock Jupiter will eclipse the sun and at this time (guest's name) will go to rest under the table. Two minutes later, when the sun comes out from under the shadow of Jupiter (guest's name) will join the resting person under the table.
At 19.25 the moon will appear in the sky. At that very moment (guest's name) with the words - I'm going to sleep! – falls face first into a plate of salad. When the Ursa Minor appears in the sky, (guest's name) will begin to look for a warm place to rest and will find it on the large and cozy chest of (guest's name).
As soon as the clock strikes 20 o'clock, a musical break will begin. And (guest's name) will be the first to go out onto the dance floor and show a master class. After his dance (name of guest) shouting - Bravo! – will run onto the stage and perform a wild dance with elements of striptease. When (guest's name) sees this, he will scream - oh my God! This is the best thing I've seen in my life!
In twenty minutes. When the big bear appears in the sky, the dancing guests will calm down and sit down in their seats. At the same time (guest's name) will shout loudly - I demand the continuation of the banquet! - He will drink a glass of vodka and carefully lay his head on the table, as if on a pillow.
The evening will end with all the stars appearing in the sky, and under their influence (guest’s name) and (guest’s name) will sing a duet song - Mom Luda, come on, come on, come on! And the rest of the guests will film them on their phones to show the clip tomorrow morning and make fun of them!”

Here's an option you can try. You can change the text or come up with your own. It is important to remember here that all people are different, and if you know that someone might be offended, then it is better not to include their name in the forecast.

Comic forecast 2.
The following forecast is for guests the morning after the holiday. This forecast is called the hangover forecast!

And so, dear guests! Just a moment of attention. Today we all go out and have fun. But none of you thinks about the consequences, doesn’t think about what will happen to each of you tomorrow morning. But our astrologer already knows everything, and will tell you what will happen to each of you tomorrow morning.
Aries - the morning will start very badly for you. Approaching the mirror, you will see that your rounded horns have straightened and are preventing you from going through the doors.
Taurus – you shouldn’t think that if you drank activated charcoal before the holiday, then everything will be fine. You will see this coal again, and you will understand that everything is very bad.
Gemini – don’t be surprised, but in the morning you will wake up with a person who is exactly like you!
Cancers - and you will learn to quickly crawl backwards from each glass, remembering this evening and your screams - pour it, drink it!
Leos - in the morning you will make such a roar that your neighbors will each bring you bottles of cold mineral water.
Virgos – don’t go to the mirror in the morning. Otherwise, you risk not recognizing yourself and fainting out of fear.
Libra - tomorrow morning will begin with you weighing and figuring out how much a normal person can drink, and how much you drank.
Scorpio – as soon as you wake up, you will immediately have a hangover. Otherwise, you will sting everyone with your sting all day long.
Sagittarius – it’s better to leave money in advance for tomorrow. Otherwise, you will shoot them at passers-by because they have a hangover.
Capricorns - a surprise awaits you in the morning - you will have new horns.
Aquarius - in the morning you will have guests who will want to continue the banquet with you.
Pisces - and you will be ashamed of this evening and your behavior. All tomorrow you will be silent, like a fish.

Horoscope 3.
And this horoscope is the shortest in the world! But this makes it even funnier and the guests will definitely like it. And so, let's look:

Horoscope 4.
And this is a rather bold horoscope, it is erotic! But nevertheless, it’s funny and the guests will like it. So that this horoscope goes off with a bang. Do this:
- name your zodiac sign and guests under this sign come to you. Romantic music turns on, they dance, and then you read out the horoscope:

Horoscope 5.
And another horoscope - alcoholic!
The same can be done in a special way. You name the zodiac sign and the guests under that sign stand up. They pour glasses and you read out their horoscope, after which these guests drink. It turns out interesting and funny:
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Well done and tomboys, Where they sit with us Taurus?
Taurus are constant and decisive. And if someone constantly and decisively asks you; “Do you respect me?”, then this is Taurus.

Where are the brave guys? Faster than everyone else Twins!
Gemini is an eternally youthful sign. They love jokes and fun, they love beauty in everything. They have a very good tongue, etc. if you're having fun, it means Gemini is nearby.

The zodiac has many signs, now I want to see Rakov!
Cancers are the most cautious sign; they are unlikely to go on an adventure. Cancers are also the most loyal sign. Cancers are reliability itself.

You will respond in unison, Kings of Beasts, beauties Lions!
Leo is the most creative and generous sign. Is it true. Leos love to show authority, so if there is a POWERFUL concern nearby, it is a Leo.

Everyone look to the right, to the left, Where in our hall Virgo?
Virgo is the most meticulous and painstaking sign. She never makes hasty conclusions and would rather measure seven times and pour once. Virgo is practical.

Lift up your noses, show yourself to us, Scales?
Libras are calm and affectionate. And therefore they can easily borrow 1000 euros from you and kindly not return them.

Queue according to all laws Stand up and have a drink Scorpios!
Scorpios are a living intuition, they clearly know where, wherever, in order to... But, being very “alive” by nature, Scorpios can be excellent friends and life partners.

All the signs here are great, lucky everyone - Sagittarius.
Sagittarians are very fond of all kinds of challenges and adventures. Being optimists, they will always find adventures in their second 90s.

Don’t be strict with the presenter... respond, Capricorns!
Capricorns - since childhood, they are very fond of precision and clarity. They are tacticians and strategists, so if someone tactfully gets you drunk, then it is Capricorn.

Let them raise their glasses soon. Without hesitation, Aquarius!
Aquarians are a very friendly sign, but they prefer peace and solitude. Therefore, many Aquarians can calmly and privately indulge in their favorite activity.

And on our holiday let us smile. They give affectionate Fish!
Pisces are dreamers by nature. They sing songs or write poems. Pisces is creativity and if someone next to you is creatively sleeping with their face in a salad, it could be Pisces.

2. Alcohol horoscope for guests

1. Aries it's high time

Have a glass of wine

You just need to drink wisely:

Not under the holiday table.

2. And to the stubborn Taurus

Getting drunk is unbecoming

You better decide

Have fun without vodka

3. Twins, understand yourself

Don’t poison your soul with vodka,

Better drink milk

You will live to be a hundred years old!

4. Well, eh Cancer you can have a drink

But just a glass or two,

Just be very careful

Otherwise there is a scandal in the family

5.Lviv we want to warn you

That you shouldn't drink a lot,

Don't let the temperature enter your body,

Pour some tea into a glass!

6. Virgos, don't drink too much

Have pity on your stomach

He may not understand you

Do not take lard with vodka!

7. A Libra in harness together

Need to pour more fully

So don't be shy

And drink up the alcohol

8. Scorpion still a child

He can't drink at all

If he drinks vodka,

Everything will be upside down for you!

9. A Sagittarius the advice is:

If you want to be healthy,

You better have a drink

Instead of vodka, lemonade!

10. Capricorns lucky

You can drink to spite everyone,

The evening will instantly last an hour,

All that's left is to have fun!

11. Aquarius good,

They drink vodka from the heart,

Don't give in to vodka

Better stay sober!

12. Pisces everyone needs

A glass full of wine,

Overturn, but not past,

Definitely to the bottom!

Even those who do not believe in horoscopes know that they themselves were born, for example, under the sign of Aries, their wife is a stubborn Taurus, and their close friend is a Gemini. When wishing a happy birthday, take into account the horoscope, the birthday person will be pleased. Today we offer you comic

congratulations according to the zodiac signs.

ARIES - never guilty of anything.

Aries always runs ahead of the locomotive. They are active, dynamic and not prone to pessimism. In our active times, Aries are simply ideal! Let us raise a glass “to the furious and rebellious!” For Aries!

For a man:

Everyone knows - stubborn Aries,

All conventions are corrected,

Even if I'm guilty,

Still repeats: “I’m right!”

He is persistent, fearless,

He is in charge of the fire.

Let our fiery lamb

He will break through all the walls with his forehead!

For a woman:

Aries is a fire sign

It's hot for everyone when you're around.

Like fire, beckoning to you

You burn even with your glance.

She warmed and charmed everyone,

Giving a magical light.

We drink to make you shine

Brighter than others - up to a hundred years!

TAURUS is the smith of his own happiness.

Taurus is solid, stable, reliable. He is full of earthly charm, sensitive to the beauty of flowers, smells and nature in general. Sets up your home in the most comfortable way or country cottage area. At the birthday of a Taurus or Heifer, it is worth raising a toast to earthly beauty! And for the owner (hostess) - her embodiment!

For a man:

Taurus is calm and confident

His path of life is measured.

He is in life for any cause

It is handled simply and skillfully.

So let's raise a toast to Taurus -

Good luck to the blacksmith!

For a woman:

The heifer is the hostess

She always has

Cooking in a warm kitchen

Tasty food.

There is no order,

She has comfort

The legs are just themselves

They are taking her to visit!

For my dear hostess,

For a cozy home

Let's drink one by one -

And let's pour it again!

(To be continued…)

Congratulations according to zodiac signs. Part 4

Svetlana Burtseva

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Let's drink to Sagittarius - a daring fellow.

Sagittarius are people of high spirituality, the Don Quixotes of our days. They are always ready to stand up for the truth and defend the weak. They love to help everyone and give advice. And it’s okay that advice is sometimes stupid, and help confuses the matter even more. The main thing is that Sagittarius has a pure and noble heart. With him you should always be ready to go to the ends of the earth and to crazy feats! Toast at Sagittarius's birthday: “For justice! For the height of the spirit!

To a man

Everyone knows that Sagittarius is

a fighter from birth!

He stands up boldly

the noblest thing.

Everyone loves and honors him -

He's almost like Robin Hood.

Or even William Tell -

hits the target!

Let everything be done

more than ok

let every arrow

will hit the top ten!

To a woman

Everyone knows that Strelchikha

manages her husband dashingly -

she's such a wife,

like an Amazon!

We do not discredit Strelchikha,

but we want to wish her

so that I could at least at night

hide your onions under the bed!

Capricorn - live without worries!

Capricorn is an earthy, realistic sign. He is able to climb the career ladder and gain a strong position in society. Women often become businesswomen. And if not, then they certainly occupy a strong position as the head of the house. With Capricorn you will be comfortable and safe! Toast at Capricorn's birthday: “For confidence in the future!”

To a man

So many paths in life

in front of you, Capricorn!

You are an earthly sign, and your step is firm,

you can be proud of yourself!

So be calm, like a yogi,

live without grief and anxiety!

We drink so that you are not deceived,

so that all friends are true.

May the horns never become

a gift from your wife!

To a woman

Let it be, Koerozhka,

your path is easy,

let whatever you want,

then at that very moment it comes true!

Run easily like a goat

and don't be afraid of worries,

May your life be like a rose

Blooms in the middle of winter!

Aquarius-

Pour us a stronger drink!

Aquarians are extremely fond of talking, fantasizing, and pouring out their souls. He is active: one idea is being embodied, another is on the way, a third is in stock. Intelligence is a strong trait of Aquarius. These are sophisticated aesthetes and deep thinkers. Toast at Aquarius's birthday: “To intelligence and beauty!”

To a man

Your patron, Aquarius,

looks at us from the bus.

Pour it stronger, don’t be sorry -

because there is a wonderful toast!

For giving life

us a waterfall of miracles,

so that the summer rain pours

only joy from heaven!

Let the shadow not darken

the path of your destiny,

for a summer shower on a winter day

We'll drink, Aquarius!

To a woman

My dear chatterbox,

You are pouring words like water!

We are coming to you, friend,

like without an umbrella - in the rain.

On this holiday, Aquarius,

have pity on our ears

and something stronger

pour it without hesitation!

Dreamy Pisces could do so much...

Pisces are gentle and impressionable natures. They are ready to feel sorry for everyone, to sympathize with everyone. Emotions are the main thing for Pisces. They rarely swim against the current and usually live in their own parallel world, far from everyday life. This world is full of beauty and tenderness. Do not destroy the dreams and illusions of Pisces! A toast for their name day? Of course: “For making your dreams come true!”

To a man

Happy swimming to the Fish in the river,

and in the sea, and in the lake, and in the ocean!

If you want, then in milk,

If it works out - even in nirvana!

Swim through life, swim in freedom,

let your dreams come true!

Just don't try to dive in alcohol -

Sharks and even whales drown in it.

To a woman

Dreamy Pisces

so much could be done.

But only reluctantly

raise their fin.

I raise my glass

and I propose a toast,

so that Rybka succeeds

suddenly become gold!

Congratulations according to zodiac signs. Part 3

Svetlana Burtseva

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Lion and lioness - king and queen

Leo is an extremely ambitious sign. The only thing he craves from the world is flattery, flattery, flattery! Leo simply basks in the rays of universal admiration. Praise him - and he will be capable of many things: he will help, and console, and save, and lend money. Have you figured it out yet? On the name day of a Leo or Lioness there can be only one toast: “To our incomparable one! Unsurpassed! The only one!

For a man:

Let everyone know - Leo

there are rights to the kingdom!

He who dares controls.

He can do it! He can do it!

I've overcome all the difficulties,

taking over the whole world,

let him be forever right

our fire-fighting Leo!

For a woman:

luxurious purring Lioness,

you can be proud of yourself!

You were born to reign, to captivate,

both to rule and to subjugate!

So let you, my queen,

the whole world in love will submit!

Virgo is the harvest queen!

Virgo is a rational, critical, analytical sign. He values ​​neatness and (oddly enough!) a sense of humor. Most of all, he values ​​​​intelligence - and loves for this quality to be respectfully noted in him. So, a toast to Virgo’s birthday: “To a brilliant mind! For wisdom! For critical talent that helps us all become better!” Virgos value health and a rational lifestyle. They take toasts “to health” seriously. So don’t skimp on wishes of this kind!

To a man

September and August - Virgo servants –

we are given a generous harvest,

and that means for your merits

Collect rewards generously!

Everywhere, in everything, be the first

may all people honor you.

Queen of the Harvest - Virgo

will reward you for your work!

For a woman:

Simple, confident

you are walking exactly according to fate.

Always ready to give advice,

you emit a soft light.

May our Virgin be preserved

Lord from all kinds of insults, -

will give your heart joy and peace,

will give you more than enough money.

We wish her to be healthy

and don’t forget about your friends!

Scales - amazing beauty.

Scales - charming, sexy, relaxed. They put aesthetics at the forefront; beauty is the main thing for them. Grace in everything and attractiveness to everyone is what you should emphasize in your toast. Libra is controversial. They try to weigh everything once and for all and at the same time eternally hesitate. Raise your glasses to decisiveness and righteousness, maybe by doing this you will encourage the hero of the day to do something important for him.

To a man

You don't know fear in life,

you were able to weigh everything on Libra,

you know exactly what it costs,

you are going the right way.

We wish everything to come true,

so that it goes according to plan - like a clock,

so that you never make mistakes

Fortune is accurate Libra!

To a woman

You are made of hesitation

out of unjustified doubts,

you are all a hint and expectation,

love and happiness gentle genius.

Yes, only Libra women

such exquisite beauty!

So let's drink, angel of beauty,

May everyone's dreams come true!

Scorpio is a champion of burning passion!

Scorpio is a mystical personality. This man is torn by passions. He

he suffers and torments others. The adventurous streak in Scorpio is very strong; he loves adventure and danger. He makes concessions extremely rarely; his motto is “What’s mine is mine.” And most importantly: the Scorpio woman is a femme fatale. A Scorpio man is simply irresistible in the eyes of the opposite sex. But be careful! They love to play with other people. Toast at Scorpio's birthday: “To the triumph of love!”

To a man

We hear from all sides:

“What a darling Scorpio!

He is both bright and smart,

and a champion in bed!

And - when he feels itchy -

impossible to achieve! »

Let all obstacles pass,

Let him achieve happiness!

BUT... Let your own poison

Scorpio beware!

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Geminis are inspired creators.

On the birthday of your friend Gemini, remember that the sun of Russian poetry, Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin, was also born under the sign of Gemini. Gemini is an enthusiastic, super sociable, creative person. This is an air sign. He is changeable like the wind. Have you guessed why we're raising our glasses? For creativity! Here's to change! For the unknown!

For a man:

Promises inspiration

Air sign - Gemini

These are geniuses of communication,

These are the joys of the creators!

Humanity's crown

Pushkin was also a Gemini!

If you were born a Gemini,

Don't lose face!

For a woman:

It's like there's wind in my head,

then suddenly calm and modest.

Although I see clearly, you are alone,

but sometimes it seems like there are two of you.

You change all the time

enchanting body and soul.

So be like this for many years

unpredictably beautiful!

Cancer - drinking beer is not a fool.

A native tradition combines raki with beer. It makes sense. Cancer really loves to eat and understands cooking. However, this zodiac sign is not at all a flat, primitive creature. On the contrary!\ Cancer is ONE OF the most sensitive signs of the Zodiac! This is a dreamer. And a very touchy dreamer! Be careful not to offend his impressionable soul!

And our toast will sound like this: “To a world of dreams, harmony and beauty!” This is where the crayfish reside, rejecting harsh reality.”

For a man:

Cancer - there is no sign of a soul,

He is happy to serve his friends.

Aside from Raka beer

hard for us to imagine.

Let's raise our glass, lovingly,

and let's clink glasses in Russian

we'll invite you for a beer

not as a snack!

To a woman

One moment you laugh, and then suddenly there is silence.

That's how you attract men to you,

but at the last moment you retreat,

our shy sweet crustacean.

Today we wish with excitement,

so that you become more beautiful over the years,

so that, having given up his embarrassment,

boldly took the joys of life!

Diversify family celebration And corporate event Horoscopes drawn up in a playful way will help. With this kind of entertainment you can give good mood to everyone present and make a “good forecast” for the coming year.

It so happened that modern man very superstitious. In pursuit of a good life, prosperity, respected position and family happiness, he often relies on the “will of the stars” and magic. And that's not bad at all!

By psychologically setting yourself up for good changes in, it is quite possible to achieve victories in Everyday life! The main thing is to believe and make efforts. A comic horoscope, unlike a regular one, is drawn up in a humorous form.

Such an astrological forecast can be in prose or written in verse. Poems, by the way, are more easily and positively perceived by people at an event, at any feast and at any holiday.

Feature of the humorous - gently hint about the shortcomings of a certain zodiac sign and “generously predict” good changes in the coming or coming year. Such “instruction” will definitely make every guest present smile and leave him with pleasant memories.

IMPORTANT: A comic horoscope, as a rule, is compiled on the basis of a real one, created by astrologers. But it is written more in clear language, in simple words and added with wishes.

Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Aries men and women for 2019-2020

For men:

As they say, Aries is “still a ram.” And there is a share in this undeniable truth! Next year, Aries will be faced with a number of unpredictable situations that could confuse the “curly” ones. Be careful, don’t lean your horns into difficulties and try to overcome them! Being too stubborn is unlikely to help you achieve your desired goals. In the year of the Rat, Aries should relax a little and let the situation go, as they say, “with the flow.” This will allow you not only to relax, but to organize any business in such a way that it ends to your benefit!

For women:

If the Aries man is a “ram”, then the woman is a “baroness”. And this is not just a play on words! In the new year 2020, sheep women will be especially attractive and irresistible. Many of them will find “female happiness” thanks to the tenacity and frenzy with which they will strive to achieve what they want. In addition, if you are an Aries woman and have any acting skills, the horoscope wants you to pretend to be stupid from time to time for the same good purposes!

In verse:

Aries is a sign of “stubbornness” and arrogance,
Every little thing pisses them off!
To make life “sweet”
Drink without reserve on this holiday!

Aries need a lot of space
So that the house is not crowded,
On the robot, in the garage
And of course in the shower!

Aries celebrates the New Year
With an open soul:
Let the “barn” be full,
There are oats and grass in the bins!

Horoscope wishes for Aries
Be calmer and more gentle
So that the soul is calm,
Life would be more fun!

Happy New Year for Aries
He will definitely come to the house,
A new broom of bad weather
It will sweep it up and carry it away!

Comic New Year's horoscope 2020 for Aries women and men: poems

Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Taurus men and women for 2019-2020

For men:

In the new year, Taurus, like stubborn Aries, should“relax and slow down” a little. It is excessive tension and the desire to help everyone, everywhere and always, that destroys restless “bulls” and “chicks”, preventing them from getting the desired maximum from life. In the year of the Rat, Taurus will be especially vulnerable to difficulties and problems arising both on the love and professional fronts. In order for any outcome of the case to be positive and kind, do not hesitate to ask for help from loved ones. At the moment when life “shows a red rag” to Taurus, one should not accelerate and run to bright color, but close your eyes tightly and just let “things take their course.” And without you, Taurus, others will figure it out just fine!

For women:

Taurus women need to be in the new year be especially careful with words spoken and emotions expressed. The fact is that the year of the Rat will allow the ladies of this Zodiac to be, so to speak, excited and not very mentally balanced. To avoid problems in relationships and at work, you need to “keep in check” your attacks of jealousy, rage and the desire to help everyone!

In verse:

Calm and peace to Taurus
I wish you a good horoscope,
So that life is easy and beautiful,
The problems “didn’t lead to death.”

More Taurus this year
The horoscope wishes you well,
So that there is a Porsche under the window,
So that there is a lump of dough under the mattress!

To Taurus this New Year
Love and inspiration will come,
Fate will bring good luck,
Calm, peace!

Taurus is strong and powerful,
And into the new year our horoscope
Wishes only a better life,
May you be incredibly lucky!

In the New Year's horoscope
And Taurus has a prediction:
Those who are single and free,
They will find recognition in love!

Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Gemini men and women for 2019-2020

For men:

Gemini is a special sign. Gathered in this sign put together several best qualities person: curiosity, prudence, wisdom, thirst for knowledge and development. Along with this, in the new year 2020 they should protect themselves from talkativeness, boasting and boringness. The horoscope advises Gemini to read, write, think more, but not speak out loud, otherwise the sign risks losing a number of important people in life. If you can’t talk about a new event, talk to the mirror or write!

For women:

There will be no Gemini for women in 2020 some special emotional outbursts, changes and fateful events. The Year of the Rat promises to be “fun” and full of pleasant little things: a new fur coat, a ring, a meeting with an old friend, who has also gained a lot over the past few years. Just live, as they say, “for yourself” and please your loved ones. Avoid gossip, and “bite your tongue” yourself if you want to retell the news you heard!

In verse:

Gemini, you are nonsense,
Refrain from sin!
Be quieter and wiser
To make life kinder!

The horoscope wishes you
Good-natured Geminis,
Eat a lot, listen more,
Don't talk about trifles!

New Year for Gemini:
Dear ladies and men,
Promises to be good.
Clap your hands loudly!

So that there is a lot of happiness,
Gemini is dear in the year
This one will be without barriers,
No problems, adversities, losses!

May Gemini this year
Having fun and frolicking.
May fate bring them
Lots of joy and happiness!

Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Cancer men and women for the new year 2019-2020

For men:

For Cancer men, the Year of the Rat promises small, but very pleasant changes in life. Firstly, this is wealth, it will “flow into your hands” slowly but very confidently. Secondly, you risk meeting “your soulmate” in this world, if you haven’t already. “Crawl out of your shell” more often, don’t be afraid to communicate with people, don’t close yourself off from your loved ones, and 2020 will be a very interesting year!

For women:

Cancer women will finally have a chance in 2020 feel needed, important, loved. The main thing is not to lose calm, self-confidence and harmony between soul and body. Speaking about the body, it is worth noting that in the year of the Rat, Cancers will experience incredible emotional uplift and any illness, as well as depression, will not “catch on” and ruin your mood.

In verse:

Cancers, you're in luck!
This year is a happy one for you!
The horoscope wishes you,
To be desired and beautiful!

In this year, Cancers need to know in general:
Wealth is not hidden in chests or money.
Wealth hides in the soul, in family, in friends,
They will help you at the right time and won’t let you get lost!

Cancers will have incredible luck in 2020!
They will find peace, wealth and love.
They will meet happiness along the way many times!
There will be plenty of joy, food and wine!

Cancers can have fun
Sing loudly, joke, dance.
Happiness rushes towards them in the New Year,
To hug everyone!

Happy holiday, Cancer!
The New Year promises you everything:
Lots of happiness and reasons to cry
Only from joy and trifles!

Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Leo men and women for the new year 2019-2020

For men:

Male lions inspire fear by their very appearance and respect for all other zodiac signs. They have the same attitude towards life: they let someone close, they “sharpen their claws” about others. The New Year 2020 for Leo will be very successful and lucky. The Year of the Rat will completely obey Leo and bring him many pleasant emotions!

For women:

Leo women, like men, will have luck in literally everything in 2020: they will climb the “career ladder”, meet a worthy man, gain health and be incredibly attractive. The Year of the Rat will bring “fatal pussies” a lot of profit, both in terms of “prey” and a new fur coat, boots, beads and earrings!

In verse:

2020 will be an easy year
It will be bright and happy!
He will bring health to the lions,
Inspiration and strength!

Leos will be pleasantly surprised
A successful year is coming for them!
In it they will “get drunk with happiness”
“Luck will come to their house.”

Fate promises all Leos and Lionesses
Good luck getting drunk this year
“Catch a star”, have luck,
And all victories without exception!

To lions, as rulers of the world,
The year wishes to be happy!
So that the house is full,
So that there is peace in your soul!

Horoscope wishes for Lionesses
To be real queens
And Leos have great wealth,
May life be simple and “smooth”!

Predictions for Leo

Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Virgo men and women for the new year 2019-2020

For men:

As you know, Virgo men are real “narcissists”. That is why in 2020, the horoscope predicts many difficulties for them, primarily with the fact that they are not able to “understand and love their neighbor.” The Year of the Rat promises to be not easy, and in order to achieve the desired results, Virgo will have to, as they say, “press on the gas” and make every effort.

For women:

Virgo women will feel like real queens in 2020! Of course, all the grace will not just fall from the sky on them and in order to please yourself with excellent results in the professional or personal sphere, you will need hard work and faith in yourself. Virgos should also begin to limit themselves in everything in 2019-2020: candy, gentlemen, spoken words. This will help you gain respect and recognition from others.

In verse:

Horoscope wishes for Virgos
Big and small victories!
Enter the New Year with confidence,
He will protect you from harm!

Seductive virgin beauties
The New Year will bring only joy!
Let life be the way you like it,
It will turn into sweetness for you!

To the wise and beautiful Virgos
New Year wishes boldly
Be successful in everything
And there was no reason for the troubles!

Virgos - zodiac sign,
New Year wishes you happiness!
So that goodness surrounds,
So that love does not disappear!

Smile wider, Virgos,
You are the happiest in the world!
There is no more beautiful person in this world
And throughout our entire planet!

Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Libra men and women for 2019-2020

For men:

In the new year 2020, Gemini men should devote time not only for self-development, but also for your appearance. Therefore, do not hesitate to get a membership to the gym, spa area or sauna. Being beautiful is not a sin! In addition, try to always be closer to your family, do not hesitate to be boring and intrusive, just show your interest in what is happening.

For women:

In the year of the Rat, women of the Libra sign will “fly in the clouds.” That is why they will often not be on time always and everywhere. In order for your affairs to go well and end with the desired outcome, you should stock up on perseverance and constantly “slap yourself on the cheeks” in order to return to reality. In the New Year, be sure to devote a lot of time to your beauty and health, and take care of your loved ones.

In verse:

Smile, all men,
If there is a Libra nearby.
These women are beautiful
Dream come true!

New Year will give Libra
There are many reasons to be happy.
He will leave it under the Christmas tree
Gifts, kisses and hugs!

Huge adventures for Libra
Will add a new year to life,
So that there are no disappointments,
He will bring you good luck!

The stars have now decided:
In the new fabulous year
Libra will receive strength as a gift,
Warmth, love, family comfort!

Libra has big changes
The likelihood of them is so high
All the best will happen without a doubt
Life will be bright and easy!

Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Scorpio men and women for 2019-2020

For men:

Scorpio men will have to really try keep your thoughts and emotions in harmony with your body. This “poisonous” zodiac sign will be especially vulnerable and excited in 2019-2020. That is why you should refrain from scandals, quarrels and divorces. On the other hand, the year is very successful for making money, and therefore it is best to direct your energy to improving your financial condition.

For women:

Like men, Scorpio women in 2019-2020 They will be real “hysterics”. Ladies should very skillfully hide their real emotions and feelings so as not to spoil their relationships with everyone around them. The year promises many romantic and love encounters, which in turn does not interfere with Scorpio’s existing marriage.

In verse:

Scorpios are good:
Lots of money and soul!
The horoscope tells the sign
Just cry with happiness!

In the year 2020 to all Scorpios,
A lot of changes are coming:
In work, relationships and at home.
Try to avoid problems!

Scorpios urgently need
Lots of exciting changes.
Horoscope wishes friendship
Solve your problems!

For life to be successful,
Scorpios, try your best.
Horoscope wishes: tenderly
Smile at problems!

2020 is knocking on your door,
His time has now come.
Now good things will happen
Happy New Year with Scorpio!

Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Sagittarius men and women for 2019-2020

For men:

Sagittarius men “risk” being lucky in the new year and happy, they have every chance for this. The main thing is not to lose your luck on the way to happiness. In the professional and personal spheres, everything will be very smooth and quite “even” - without losses and disappointments. Smile more at the world around you and everything will be fine!

For women:

Sagittarius women should definitely“catch luck by the tail”, and then hide it in yourself and not let it go. If ladies make an effort in the year of the Rat, they will definitely gain recognition, find true love and climb high, high up the career ladder.

In verse:

“Let Sagittarius live well” -
Astrological forecast advises.
Let them rest body and soul,
Let them not shed hot tears in vain!

Heaven wishes for a Sagittarius man
Be a true champion of the ladies.
Let life not hit you in the face with a glove,
Give way to dreams and deeds!

Let Sagittarius' dreams come true,
Let your wishes come true!
Astrologers wish Sagittarius beauty,
Good luck, joy, love charm!

Sagittarians are the favorites of luck,
Let it be this way and not otherwise!
And the New Year will give into winter
To them happiness and happy love!

The stars predicted joy
A gift for all Sagittarius.
Life will be like sweetness for them,
Every day is cheerful and bright!

Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Capricorn men and women for 2019-2020

For men:

In the new year, Capricorn men should finally understand what they want in their life: love, family or a big career leap. Unfortunately, you won’t be able to get everything at once, and therefore all your strength should be directed in only one direction. The year is good for searching for yourself, muse and space. However, if you fly too far, you risk losing touch with reality, that is, ruining your relationships with others.

For women:

Capricorn women will become real muses for their men, admirers and admirers. The year promises ladies to be filled with beauty, harmony and purity. Each representative of this zodiac sign “risks” falling in love completely by accident and very deeply. IN financially, Capricorns will be very vulnerable and wasteful.

In verse:

In the year 2020 Capricorns
The stars wish to be themselves,
Along your life paths
Walk with a happy destiny!

Lucky all Capricorns
Good comes to their house
Happy New Year,
There will be no trouble!

Luck and prosperity is knocking,
To the homes of all Capricorns in the New Year.
Let a good fairy tale happen
Dreams will not be a sweet dream!

Astrologers wish you harmony,
Find strength and love within yourself.
The year for Capricorns promises to be calm,
And the feelings will excite the blood!

Capricorns are incredibly lucky
The year will be pleasant and happy.
Men's pockets will be full,
Well, the women will turn out to be beautiful!

Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Aquarius men and women for 2019-2020

For men:

The New Year will be very calm for Aquarius men and measured. Practically, not a single event can disturb the peace of mind of men and prevent them from achieving their desired goals. In the personal life of Aquarius, there is an abundance of romantic meetings, tender feelings and only pleasant changes.

For women:

Women of this zodiac sign are quite frivolous., but at the same time romantic and dreamy. The Year of the Rat promises them an abundance of love affairs and only positive changes. But, at the same time, you should not “drown in the abyss of your dreams,” so as not to lose touch with reality.

In verse:

Aquarians will feel
Have fun, wait and believe,
What in their life is like in a fairy tale
Happiness will knock on the door!

For Aquarius, New Year is a favorite holiday,
He gives them the warmth of loved ones.
Astrologers promise you only joy,
Luck - it will just walk through your door!

Astrological predictions
They wish Aquarius to be wiser,
Make decisions with a smile in your heart,
May your dreams come true as soon as possible!

Horoscope wishes for Aquarius
A lot of bright, love joys,
So that the love in the soul does not fade away,
And my soul was as light as snow!

Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Pisces men and women for 2019-2020

For men:

Pisces men will “swim calmly” all year round with the flow” and float past problems, failures and disappointments. This year, the strong half of humanity will definitely meet “their fish” and find family happiness. In the year of the Rat, don’t expect any strong “career ups”, but this is far from bad.

For women:

The main thing for Pisces women in the year of the Rat is not to look stupid and do not create too negative an impression of yourself. Be active and cheerful, laugh in the face of failures and problems. In your personal life, the year promises positive changes, for example, a new lover or a marriage proposal!

In verse:

Let Pisces sail to their luck
Happy new colorful year!
Let difficult problems be solved,
And life will not throw Pisces into the frying pan!

Pisces are very silent
Pisces love silence.
Wishes for the New Year to Pisces
Horoscope “to catch your dream”!

So that Pisces have fun and joy,
Astrologers foretell them:
Relax, eat sweets,
The stars foretell love for you!

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